I don't want to pretend to be a sales person.
Unfortunately I am selling stuff.
If you are interested, I have a used microwave......
See, it is clean...
It is White.
It is a Whirlpool.
Don't be shy.
Really, I will take what you offer.
Because I also have a dishwasher to sell.
Dang. I hate it when this happens.
It happened when I listed it on Craigs list, too.
Looks like a hippo's mouth sideways.
Do ya wanna see the front?
Make me an offer I can't refuse.
I won't refuse it.
I will ask my neighbor Norman to help you load it on your own truck.
No, I don't have a truck in Idaho.
Only cowboys and farmers have trucks in Idaho.
(Now you know why my "other half" is still in AZ.)
So I encourage you to shop on Craigs list, and buy these beauties.
They are nearly cheap.