Saturday, June 18, 2011

It is Bearly.......Bearable

Food for thought

In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children
(who are the size of walnuts)
While you're sleeping and wake to partially grown,
cute cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling.
He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup!  Gonna be a bear.

(Unknown Author)

poem taken from a newspaper I picked up in Jackson Hole, Wyoming this week.

I love it!  Hope you do, too!

Happy Father's Day tomorrow, to all the special men in my life.  Especially my father, and the father of my children.  Also, to the fathers of my grandchildren. May you all get what you deserve :)

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