Foolish questionaire

You know how some people send emails that are just the questionaires? Well, my siblings and all of their families have circulated one. I think you might enjoy reading what Tyia and Varcel wrote. The first answer is Ty and then Varcel's answer follows. Enjoy the insight of these crazy people I live with..... and love!

1. Do you like blue cheese? I have compassion for cheese that has the blues, but I try to surround myself with happy things.
Blue is one of my favorite colors and cheese is one of the staffs of life….how can I not like it?

2. Have you ever smoked? smoked what? I think I made some tires smoke once....and my camp fires always smoke...
Yes, but ah never inhaled.

3. Do you own a gun? I have a tape gun.....I want a real gun though .
This is my rifle, this is my gun = one is for huntin the other for fun, course I got one.

4. What flavor of Kool Aid was your favorite? Ummm...we never got Kool-aid.
As a member of management I was always supposed to drink the kool-aid but I never liked it.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? yeah considering the last doctor's appointment I had involved a very uncomfortable encounter with a glove....
No because they never keep them anyway.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Oh yeah, Ozker needs shaved...thanks for reminding me.
I relish them.
7. What is your favorite Christmas movie? Rudolph - the claymation one.
Any one of the Borne movies, they are good anytime of the year.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? now that I'm a Starbucks girl I'm trying out everything I can to find a new favourite.
I prefer to drink in the sunrise, it is a neat time of the day if u haft to get up anyway.

9. Can you do push ups? yup. I'm pretty buff under all this fat heh heh.
If I really wanted to I could

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? depends on the day, jewelry is a passion.
Depends on where it is worn.

11. Favorite hobby? making jewelry, reading, crocheting, making clay figures, making paper art, scrapbooking, making anything, playing with the rats (dogs).
Ask me when I have time for one.

12. Do you have A.D.D.? No, I don't think so, it's more like...oh look! Dust!
Yes, and subtract and timeses and goes intos.

13. What's one trait you hate about yourself? I judge others too quickly and I use the word "never" far too often and end up eating my words.
Oldfatdiabetic, (you said one)

14. What is your middle name? Jo.
Scott, there’s nothing funny about that.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment that you are thinking about. I have a pretty sweet middle name, do I already have this CD on my ipod?, should I send my TV up to Idaho on this trip?
I should be doing something else, I should have napped longer and is porn bad if it is your wife?

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Diet Coke, Cappuccino, water.
Diet Coke, lemonaid and an occasional cup of bitterness.

17. Current worry? Am I ever going to see money in my savings account again? How the crap am I going to get all this packed up without Dad noticing how much crap I have???
How is Ty ever going to get all of that stuff into her own place?

18. Current dislike right now? People that aren't stoked about Gov. Palin.
Seeing how much junk I have.
19. Favorite place to be? Sunshine Cove
The glorious State of Uforia.

20. How did you bring in the New Year? sitting at home watching TV like everything other lame new year.
I thought we still in the middle of this year.

21. Where would you like to go? back to Alaska or the UK .
To my shop (if I had one) .

22. Name three people who will complete this: Pretty sure that everyone who would do it has already done it.
Never give up on those who have failed you in the past.

23. Do you own slippers? Black ones....will I ever get the wear them again????
Own? Yes would you like to buy them?

24. What shirt are you wearing? My awesome new nightgown. What? It's Saturday morning. Don't tell me you people are already dressed! (don't answer that Dad, you're a freak).
I’m on my third one today and people wonder why I want to leave Az.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Haven't tried it yet. I found some awesome Zebra print ones I was going to get for Grams, but they wouldn't fit her bed....but that would be sassy! Zebra satin sheets! Imagine the possibilities!
I prefer something more holy, devil sheets are not for me,, oh SATIN, my mistake.

26. Can you whistle? most the time. Sometimes my lips forget how to work.
I know I have a pot belly but my sounds are more manly.

27. Favorite color? greeeeeeen! and that was my favourite before it was popular to save the earth.
I’m kind of a kalidescope man.

28. Would you be a pirate? Dude, I AM a pirate.
I have the flag, does that count?

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? Whatever Nikki got in my head or whatever's on the radio.
Slip sliding away.

30. Favorite Girl's Names? Abigail .
Actually it is Tawnya .

31. Favorite boy's names? Cody (keep in mine these change as often as my jewelry) .
Dude.

32. What's in your pockets right now? well I'm not wearing pockets, but the last pockets I wore have Burrowing Owl feathers in them that I found at the zoo.
Watch, phone, keys, pocketknife, wallet, comb, golf tees, coin purse with $1.83, 2 receipts, shopping list, gum, toothpick, I could go on and on, who needs to pack around a purse.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Ivy's freaky tail finger waggeling at me.
Something Tawnya wrote down: “I smile when I think about my sister, I laugh when I think there is nothing she can do about it”.

34. Worst injury you've ever had? broken heart - my body's been pretty lucky thus far.
The time I was coming down the hill into Scranton, Pennsylvania and got slimed by 30 thousand pounds of bananas

35. Do you like where you live? Absolutely not.
I don’t know, I have never been there long enough to find out.

36. How many TVs do you have in your house? Mom lied - we have 6, two of them are mine, but ones going to the garage sale.
I don’t have any but Tawn and Ty have enough to share .

37. Who is your loudest friend? Ivy, Zoey, and Sadie!
If I say I will offend the only friend I have.

38. How many dogs do you have? 1 - I know how to control myself heh heh heh .
See number 36.

39. Does someone have a crush on you? Nah, but I would have to leave the house to meet someone for that to happen haha.
The girl who owns my favorite name I hope.

40. What is your favorite book(s): Let's just say I have more boxes of books than anything else I own and I own a LOT of stuff hehehe .
Check (if it has a positive balance).

41. Favorite Sports Team? I hate sports, but I'll go with Red Sox and D-Backs .
Idaho Falls Tigers, they still play for fun, because they obviously don’t play to win.

42. What song do you want played at your funeral? Something by the Grateful Dead - it will go well with the tie-dyed you'll all be wearing.
"Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, hey hey hey, goodbye".

From Tyia & Varcel